Fastback Crossovers Suck

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/19/2020 at 17:47 • Filed to: None

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But you know what would work and have actual tradition behind it? If they made a Slantback version of the new GMC Hummer.

Just saying 

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/19/2020 at 17:50

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I think they call it a slant back

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/19/2020 at 17:50

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Slopeback* is what the H3T had.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 10/19/2020 at 17:52

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Spacesarefortheweak

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/19/2020 at 17:56

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I would still hate it but it at least has history. As long as they don't call it a Hummer coupe.

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/19/2020 at 17:58

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Did a copy editor write this

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/19/2020 at 17:59

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In my opinion, if they just sold them as lifted cars, instead of making the body huge (vertically) with a narrow greenhouse, I think we’d all love them. Think lifted Subaru Legacy, or AMC Eagle.

All they are, is car that are lifted, then the lift is diminished because the bodies are so big.....

Future next gen S2000 owner > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/19/2020 at 18:01

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It looks small but you can stuff two weeks worth of food, gear, ammo, and water for five guys in that thing. Army ones have even less space because their is radio equipment right where the windows are on the red one.

ClassicDatsunDebate > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/19/2020 at 18:01

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It’s beltline makes it look like a reverse slantback

jminer > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/19/2020 at 18:09

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I test drove an accord crosstour and absolutely loved it. We were shopping for my wife’s car and she liked the RAV4 better but I was intoxicated by it.

If I’d been able to find one priced and spec’d like I was looking for I would have bought it instead of my TDI.

UserNotFound > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/19/2020 at 18:21

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I make a point to get in front of fastback crossovers as quickly as I can so I don’t have to look at them.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/19/2020 at 18:39

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“ Crossovers Suck ”

Fixed that for you.

S65 > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 10/19/2020 at 19:08

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r/battlecars material  

wafflesnfalafel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/19/2020 at 19:21

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B een seeing quite a few of both the newer Benz and BMW “coupe” or slant back SUVs recently.  The Benz is not terrible - kind of interesting and quirky in a benzy kind of way - but the newer BMWs just don’t work for my eyes, (which is too bad because I kinda like the older BMW SUVs from a style standpoint.)